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The sane way he got in. This time it worked Who said they don’t like blue lace petticoats? A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake.
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Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air? Why do elephants jump across rivers? Why do Rhinoceroses get all the good parts in Westerns? Nothing, he didn’t recognize them. How do you know if an elephant’s standing near you in an elevator? Two borks, six forwards and two wopplers.
By the smell of peanuts on his breath. What do elephants eat beside hamburgers? From jumping out of trees.
Why darvjnove elephants colored grey? They got tired of working for peanuts. What did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank.
What did the elephant darvimove to the maharajah? Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters? It depends where you lost them. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. How do you housebreak an elephant?
A flying elephant with a machine gun. Why aren’t more elephants called Walter? Why do elephants have wrinkled knees? So they can trip birds. What did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff? Why do elephants need trunks?
Why do elephants eat peanuts? How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen? Why does nagdade elephant never forget? How does an elephant get out of a phone booth? How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping? If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is darvinofe crime committed?
They’re afraid of pickpockets. Nothing, bananas can’t talk. Which elephants don’t get toothaches? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchcuk could chuck wood?
When his caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.
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The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. When the clerk opened the darvniove drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.
How do you make a hamburger for an elephant? That’s the lady I stole the purse from. Because they’re saltier than prunes.
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As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Why has the Elephants been replaced as a Household Pet by the Cat? Why do elephants live in the jungle?
If you don’t get any wine it’s an elephant. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
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Because the’re easier to get at the ballpark. Because they wopple better. So you can tell them from boy elephants.